rant 006: i'll KILL her

lovey and i have a running joke.

that we'll kill anyone who steps out of line in regards to one another. stepping out of line can mean:

looking at
smiling at
speaking to
thinking about
emailing
gesturing towards
complimenting
walking near
or any kind of casual contact.

example#1:
me: babe, this cute little boy told me he liked my hair today.
him: i'll kill him.
me: he's ten, dummy.
him: fuck i care if he's ten? i'll kill him.

example #2:
him: honey, i was at the store & this old lady said she liked my tie...
me: oh yea. is she still there? that bitch - i'll kill her.
him: wow. *laughs*
me: oh that shit's funny to you? i'll choke her w/ the tie she likes so fuckin' much.

and so on and so forth. it's cute & a healthy way to coddle our respective celoso(a) streaks.

this however, ain't cute.



poor girl. i believe she'd do it too.
i like it. check out Soko.